Sunday, December 2, 2007

It's time to go..........

You know it's time to leave the hospital when....
1)  the nurses now take at least 1/2 hour to respond to their call light - they know you don't need them any more.
2)  they forget to give you the bedtime meds
3)  you wake up at 4am for your daily x-ray and then remain awake, making your wife go crazy
4)  you start to stalk the docs in the hallway and beg to be d/c'ed (discharged)

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